MR and MRS employee
By Muyiwa Afolabi, On Thu, 07 August, 2014 12:32:36 PM, in the Category Joke Of The Day.Total Views 2319.
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How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)

The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

ARE YOU JOKING?
By Muyiwa Afolabi, On Wed, 16 July, 2014 12:02:55 PM, in the Category Joke Of The Day.Total Views 2278.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resource Manager asked a young engineer fresh out from the University, ‘what starting salary are you looking at?’ The engineer replied, in the region of N10, 000, 000 a year, depending on the benefits package. The Human Resource Manager inquired, Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks’ vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental care, company matching retirement fund up to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a Range Rover?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The Human Resource Manager replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

EAGER TO IMPRESS THE BOSS
By Muyiwa Afolabi, On Mon, 14 July, 2014 02:57:02 PM, in the Category Joke Of The Day.Total Views 2425.
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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine.

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